Slim Shady EP Lyrics

Intro

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Low Down Dirty

Warning, this s***'s gon be rated R, restricted
You see this bullet hole in my neck? It's self
inflicted
Doctor slapped my momma, "B**** you got a sick kid"
Arrested, molested myself and got convicted
Wearing visors, sunglasses and disguises
Cause my split personality is having an identity
crisis
I'm Dr. Hyde and Mr. Jekyll, disrespectful
Hearing voices in my head while these whispers echo
"Murder Murder Redrum"
Brain size of a bread crumb
Which drug will I end up dead from
Inebriated, till my stress is eleviated
"How in the f*** can Eminem and shady be related?"
Illiterate, illigitimate s*** spitter
B**** getter, hid in the bush like Margot Kidder
Jumped out (Ahhhh!) k**** the bitch and did her
Use to let the babysitter suck my d*ck when I was
little'er
Smoke a blunt while I'm t*tty f***in Bette Midler
Sniper, waiting on your roof like the Fiddler
Y'all thought I was gonna rhyme with Riddler
Didn't Ya? Bring your b**** I wanna see if this d*ck
gon' fit in her

Chorus: (2x)

I'm low down and I'm shiftee!
"And if you hear a man that sounds like me smack him
and ask him where the f*** did he get his d*** raps
from.."

I lace tunes, I'm out this world like Space Moons
With a bunch crazed loons dismissin brains like braze
wounds
Nothing but idiots and misfits, dipshits
Doing whippits, passed out like Sanford snippits
Where's the weed, I wanna tamper with it
I'ma let your grandpa hit it
Mix it up with cocaine so her can't forget it
F*** it, maybe I'm a bum
But I was put on this earth to make your baby mama cum
So what I'm on is way beyond the bomb or any alcoholic
beverage
Losing all of my leverage
Went up inside the First National Bank broke, and left
rich
Walking bio-hazard causing wreckage
Smoked out like Eckridge
Band just making my neck itch
What the f***? Gimme the tech b****
You just lost your tip, there's a pubic hair in my
breakfast
Got s*** popping off like bottle cap tips
Get your cap peeled like the dead skin of your mama's
chapped lips
Slap hips, support domestic violence
Beat your b****es a** while your kids stare in silence
I'm just joking, is Dirty Dozen's really dust smoking?
If all your s***'s missing, than probably one of us
broke in

Chorus

My head's ringing, like it was Spider Sense tingling
Lit it like Green Bay did when they s***ted on New
England
I'm out the game, put the second string in
This Brandy got my swinging
Bobbing back and forth like a penguin
Delinquent, toking microphones with Broken English
Make your mama be like "Ohh! This is good! Who sing
this?"
"Slim Shady, his tape is dope, I love it
It's rugged, but he needs to quit talking all that
drug s***."
It was predicted by a medic
I'd grow to be an addicted diabetic
Living off liquid Triametic
Pathetic, but I don't think this headache's ever
vanishing
Panicing, I think I might have just took too much
Anasin
Frozen Manaquin, posted stiffer than a statue
I think I'm dying, God is that you?
Somebody help me, before I OD on an LP
Take me to ER ASAP for and IV
Motherf*** JLB, they don't support no hip hop
They say that's where it ends, the closest they gon
come is Tupac
It's politics, it's all a fix
Setup by these white blue collared hicks
Just to make a dollar off of black music
With a subliminal ball of tricks
But those can kiss a** and swallow d*cks
Chorus

If I Had...

Life.. by Marshall Mathers
What is life? Life is like a big obstacle
put in front of your optical to slow you down
And everytime you think you gotten past it
it's gonna come back around and tackle you to the d***
ground
What are friends?
Friends are people that you think are your friends
But they really your enemies, with secret indentities
and disguises, to hide they true colors
So just when you think you close enough to be brothers
they wanna come back and cut your throat when you
ain't lookin
What is money? Money is what makes a man act funny
Money is the root of all evil
Money'll make them same friends come back around
swearing that they was always down
What is life? I'm tired of life
I'm tired of backstabbing ass snakes with friendly
grins
I'm tired of committing so many sins
Tired of always giving in when this bottle of Henny
wins
Tired of never having any ends
Tired of having skinny friends hooked on crack and
mini-thins
I'm tired of this DJ playing YOUR s*** when he spins
Tired of not having a deal
Tired of having to deal with the bulls*** without
grabbing the steel
Tired of drowning in my sorrow
Tired of having to borrow a dollar for gas to start my
Monte Carlo
I'm tired of motherf***ers spraying s*** and dartin
off
I'm tired of jobs startin off at five fifty an hour
then this boss wanders why I'm smartin off
I'm tired of being fired everytime I fart and cough
Tired of having to work as a gas station clerk
for this jerk breathing down my neck driving me bezerk
I'm tired of using plastic silverware
Tired of working in Building Square
Tired of not being a millionaire
But if I had a million dollars
I'd buy a d*** brewery, and turn the planet into
alcoholics
If I had a magic wand, I'd make the world suck my d*ck
without a condom on, while I'm on the john
If I had a million bucks
it wouldn't be enough, because I'd still be out
robbing armored trucks
If I had one wish
I would ask for a big enough a** for the whole world
to kiss
I'm tired of being white trash, broke and always poor
Tired of taking pop bottles back to the party store
I'm tired of not having a phone
Tired of not having a home to have one in if I did
have it on
Tired of not driving a BM
Tired of not working at GM, tired of wanting to be him
Tired of not sleeping without a Tylenol PM
Tired of not performing in a packed coliseum
Tired of not being on tour
Tired of f***ing the same blonde wh*re after work
in the back of a Contour
I'm tired of faking knots with a stack of ones
Having a lack of funds and resorting back to guns
Tired of being stared at
I'm tired of wearing the same d*** Nike Air hat
Tired of stepping in clubs wearing the same pair of
Lugz
Tired of people saying they're tired of hearing me rap
about drugs
Tired of other rappers who ain't bringin half the
skill as me
saying they wasn't feeling me on "Nobody's As Ill As
Me"
I'm tired of radio stations telling fibs
Tired of J-L-B saying "Where Hip-Hop Lives"
But if I had a million dollars
I'd buy a d*** brewery, and turn the planet into
alcoholics
If I had a magic wand, I'd make the world suck my d*ck
without a condom on, while I'm on the john
If I had a million bucks
it wouldn't be enough, because I'd still be out
robbing armored trucks
If I had one wish
I would ask for a big enough a** for the whole world
to kiss
You know what I'm saying?
I'm tired of all of this bulls***
Telling me to be positive
How'm I 'sposed to be positive when I don't see s***
positive?
Know what I'm sayin?
I rap about s*** around me, s*** I see
Know what I'm sayin? Right now I'm tired of everything
Tired of all this player hating that's going on in my
own city
Can't get no airplay, you know what I'm sayin?
But hey, it's cool though, you know what I'm sayin?
Just fed up That's my word

Just Don't Give A

Slim Shady, brain dead like Jim Brady
I'm a M80, you Lil' like that Kim lady
I'm buzzin, Dirty Dozen, naughty rotten rhymer
Cursin at you players worse than Marty Schottenheimer
You wacker than the motherf***er you bit your style
from
You ain't gonna sell two copies if you press a double
album
Admit it, f*** it, while we comin out in the open
I'm doin acid, crack, smack, coke and smokin dope then
My name is Marshall Mathers, I'm an alcoholic (Hi
Marshall)
I have a disease and they don't know what to call it
Better hide your wallet cause I'm comin up quick to
strip your cash
Bought a ticket to your concert just to come and whip
your a**
B****, I'm comin out swingin, so fast it'll make your
eyes spin
You gettin knocked the f*** out like Mike Tyson
The Proof is in the puddin, just ask the Deshaun
Holton
I'll slit your motherf***in throat worse than Ron
Goldman

Chorus:
So when you see me on your block with two glocks
Screamin F*** the World like Tupac
I just don't give a f***!!
Talkin that s*** behind my back, dirty mackin
tellin your boys that I'm on crack
I just don't give a f***!!
So put my tape back on the rack
Go run and tell your friends my s*** is wack
I just don't give a f***!!
But see me on the street and duck
Cause you gon' get stuck, stoned, and snuffed
Cause I just don't give a f***!!

I'm Nicer than Pete, but I'm on a Serch to crush a
Miilkbone
I'm Everlast-ing, I melt Vanilla Ice like silicone
I'm ill enough to just straight up diss you for no
reason
I'm colder than snow season when it's twenty below
freezin
Flavor with no seasonin, this is the sneak preview
I'll diss your magazine and still won't get a weak
review
I'll make your freak leave you, smell the Folgers
crystals
This is a lyrical combat, gentlemen hold your pistols
But I form like Voltron and blast you with my shoulder
missiles
Slim Shady, Eminem was the old initials (Bye-bye!)
Extortion, snortin, supportin abortion
Pathological liar, blowin s*** out of proportion
The looniest, zaniest, spontaneous, sporadic
Impulsive thinker, compulsive drinker, addict
Half animal, half man
Dumpin your dead body inside of a f***in trash can
With more holes than an Afghan

Chorus

Somebody let me out this limousine (hey, let me out!)
I'm a caged demon, on stage screamin like Rage Against
the Machine
I'm convinced I'm a fiend, shootin up while this
record is spinnin
Clinically brain dead, I don't need a second opinion
F*** droppin the jewel, I'm flippin the sacred
treasure
I'll bite your motherf***in style, just to make it
fresher
I can't take the pressure, I'm sick of b****es
Sick of naggin bosses b****in while I'm washin dishes
In school I never said much, too busy havin a headrush
Doin too much rush had my face flushed like red blush
Then I went to Jim Beam, that's when my face grayed
Went to gym in eighth grade, raped the women's swim
team
Don't take me for a joke I'm no comedian
Too many mental problems got me snortin coke and
smokin weed again
I'm goin up over the curb, drivin on the median
Finally made it home, but I don't got the key to get
in

Chorus

Hey, f*** that! Outsidaz.. Pace One.. Young Zee..

Mommy (Interlude)

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Just The Two Of Us

Just the two of us.. (8X)

Baby your da-da loves you (hey)
And I'ma always be here for you (hey) no matter what
happens
You're all I got in this world
I would never give you up for nothin
Nobody in this world is ever gonna keep you from me
I love you
C'mon Hai-Hai, we goin to the beach
Grab a couple of toys and let da-da strap you in the
car seat
Oh where's mama? She's takin a little nap in the trunk
Oh that smell (whew!) da-da musta runned over a skunk
Now I know what you're thinkin - it's kind of late to
go swimmin
But you know your mama, she's one of those type of
women
that do crazy things, and if she don't get her way,
she'll throw a fit
Don't play with da-da's toy knife, honey, let go of it
(no!)
And don't look so upset, why you actin bashful?
Don't you wanna help da-da build a sand castle?
(yeah!)
And mama said she wants to show how far she can float
And don't worry about that little boo-boo on her
throat
It's just a little scratch - it don't hurt, her was
eatin
dinner while you were sweepin and spilled ketchup on
her shirt
Mama's messy isn't she? We'll let her wash off in the
water
and me and you can pway by ourselves, can't we?
Just the two of us.. (2X)
And when we ride!
Just the two of us.. (2X)
Just you and I!
Just the two of us.. (2X)
And when we ride!
Just the two of us.. (2X)
Just you and I!
See honey.. there's a place called heaven and a place
called h***
A place called prison and a place called jail
And da-da's probably on his way to all of em except
one
Cause mama's got a new husband and a stepson
And you don't want a brother do ya? (Nah)
Maybe when you're old enough to understand a little
better
I'll explain it to ya
But for now we'll just say mama was real real bad
She was bein mean to dad and made him real real mad
But I still feel sad that I put her on time-out
Sit back in your chair honey, quit tryin to climb out
(WAHH!)
I told you it's okay HaiHai, wanna ba-ba?
Take a night-night? Nan-a-boo, goo-goo ga-ga?
Her make goo-goo ca-ca? Da-da change your dia-dee
Clean the baby up so her can take a nighty-nighty
Your dad'll wake her up as soon as we get to the water
Ninety-seven Bonnie and Clyde, me and my daughter
Just the two of us.. (2X)
And when we ride!
Just the two of us.. (2X)
Just you and I!
Just the two of us.. (2X)
And when we ride!
Just the two of us.. (2X)
Just you and I!
Wake up sweepy head we're here, before we pway
we're gonna take mama for a wittle walk along the pier
Baby, don't cry honey, don't get the wrong idea
Mama's too sweepy to hear you screamin in her ear
(ma-maa!)
That's why you can't get her to wake, but don't worry
Da-da made a nice bed for mommy at the bottom of the
lake
Here, you wanna help da-da tie a rope around this
rock? (yeah!)
We'll tie it to her footsie then we'll roll her off
the dock
Ready now, here we go, on the count of free..
One.. two.. free.. WHEEEEEE! (whoooooshhhhh)
There goes mama, spwashin in the wa-ta
No more fightin wit dad, no more restraining order
No more step-da-da, no more new brother
Blow her kisses bye-bye, tell mama you love her
(mommy!)
Now we'll go play in the sand, build a castle and junk
But first, just help dad with two more things out the
trunk
Just the two of us.. (2X)
And when we ride!
Just the two of us.. (2X)
Just you and I!
Just the two of us.. (2X)
And when we ride!
Just the two of us.. (2X)
Just you and I!
Just the two of us.. (4X)
Just me and you baby
is all we need in this world
Just me and you
Your da-da will always be there for you
Your da-da's always gonna love you
Remember that
If you ever need me I will always be here for you
If you ever need anything, just ASK
Da-da will be right there
Your da-da loves you
I love you baby

No One's Iller Than Me

Yeah...ha ha ha (BANG!), Yeah, Bizarre Kid comin' at
you
Eminem and Fuzz, and Mr. Swifty, ha ha
No one's iller than me (wha?)
No one, no one is iller than me
No one is iller than me It's Mr. Swifty from the
313...
I make rappers wanna turn into singers
I keep h*es lickin' they fingers
Bring this competition and face this meanin'
Got your whole crew doing subpeonas
H*** nah you ain't seen a crew genius
Murder whoever's between us, pack your heaters
Keep it close, you can't beat us
While your whole crew treat us like G's, you best
believe this
I done made quadrapalegics outta these non-rappin
rejects
While the whole world ejects your tape, it ain't no
secret
That your s*** sounds fake, you can't stop it my mind
state
Makes it too late for cops in tryin' to stop the crime
rate
I'm like Two-Face, I'm painful to rappers then you can
tell
From these shells, how I gotta bend 'em like route
canals
I erase all trails, somethin' farther from gettin'
bail
Makes you wanna kill an emcee yourself, you might as
well
Be within a 25 to life sentence, on linkin' trials
Horrified, and keep on frontin', repentin' and lose
they bowels
Everything is foul when Swift's around, vacate now
Niggas dumb enough to try to front and escape, how?
I'm gonna take this 'gnac and drink it straight wild
Niggas steady fallin' in my face like milk crates,
BLAAAOW!
It's Swifty from the 313
Like I said no one is iller than me, unnhh!
Me and Eminem and Mike Drivin' down Van Dyke
Get my d*ck sucked late at night by a f***in'
transvestite
Still on probation for stranglin' my boy Jason
Should be takin' my medication, it's 9 to 10 I'm
facin'
Last week this old man I had to blast
Cuz he tried to help me out when my car was out of gas
Ripped this old lady, hung her neck by a hook
Didn't realize it was my grandmother 'til I checked
her pocketbook
F***in' with the white boys got me back on crack
Better explain where the h*** your TVs and VCRs is at
I done lost 100 pounds, I ain't been eatin' like I
should
This wounded dog in the street is sure lookin' good!
Rob this little boy in his f***in' paper route
Throwin' bottles at day care centers and yell
"EVERYBODY GET OUT"!
My girl beat my a** and shot me in the back with a
2-piece
Cuz she found out I was havin' an affair with her
10-year old niece
No one, no one's iller than me
It's Bizarre Kid straight from the 313
No one, no one is iller than me
It's Bizarre Kid straight from the 313
Nobody better test me, cuz I don't wanna get messy
Especially when I step inside this b****, d*ck freshly
New Lugz, give the crew hugs, guzzle two mugs
Before I do drugs that make me throw up like flu bugs
True thugs, rugged unshaven messy scrubs
Whippin' 40-bottles like the f***in' Pepsi clubs
Down a fifth, crack open a six
I'm on my seventh 8-ball, now I gotta take a piss
I'm hollerin' at these hoes that got boyfriends
Who gives a f*** who they was
I'm always takin' someone else's girl like Cool J does
They probably don't be packin' anyways, do they Fuzz?
We walked up, stomped they a**es and blew they buzz
Mics get sandblasted
Stab your abdomen with a hand crafted pocketknife and
spill your antacid
Sprayed your motherf***in' crib up when I ran past it
F***in' felon, headed to h*** in a handbasket
Talkin' s*** will get you, your girl and your man
blasted
Kidnapped and slapped in a van wrapped in Saran
plastic
Get your d*** a** kicked, by these fantastic
Furious four motherf***ers
Flashin' in front of your face without the Grand
Masters
Slim Shady, ain't nobody iller than me
I run s*** like an a** with legs
Massive lead to leave your cabbage red
Similar to your a** in a casket dead
Drastic spread of acid heads
Come to abort you like a b*st*rd egg
That trash you said got you standin' on plastic legs
Ask the feds from past the edge
Rockin' the most classic threads
Flashin' bread, roll down the window
B**** you got some fantastic legs, you can get 'til
that a** get red
You can get 'til that a** get red
Bizarre you get him and him, Swift you get him and him
I'll get him and him, leave the other two for my nigga
Eminem
Never writer's block, I block writers
My block's tighter, ante up and get your top fighters
Got fired for jumpin' the counter with a mop stick
Some b**** ran up screamin' GET THE COPS QUICK!
And got drop kicked, now she screamin' "Stop it..."
Got clips to stop s***, rock s*** and grab this hot
s***
Wherever you shop b****, Fuzz Scooter '97 crop pick
Sick a-ya'll niggaz lookin' at me like I got t*ts
I shoot a rocket through your optic
You niggaz still don't know the top pick?
I got bricks, lose my foot in your a**
And have you s***tin' socks b****!
We rock s***, leave your f***in' knot split
Grab the green from Al by showin' him hot grits
(No one...)
Ain't nobody iller than me
It's the Mr. Fuzzy from the 313
No one, no one is iller than me
It's Eminem and Swift from the 313
No one, no one is iller than me
It's Fuzz and Buzz-arre from the 313
You have now witnessed 4 ill emcees!
From the home of potholes and trash
We'll lyrically blast...

Murder Murder

CHORUS:
All I see is murder murder, my mind state
Makes it too late for cops in tryin' to stop the crime
rate
All I see is murder murder, my mind state
Murder, murder, murder, and kill, kill, kill!
(2x)

Left the keys in the van, with a gat in each hand
Went up in Eastland and shot a policeman
F*** a peace plan of citizen bystands
But s*** is in my hands, here's your life span
For what your life's worth this money is twice than
Grab a couple grand and live a nice land
See I'm a nice man but money turned me to Satan
I'm thirsty for this green so bad I'm dehydratin'
Hurry up with the cash b****, I got a ride waitin'
Shot a man twice in the back when he tried escapin'
I want the whole plot, I won't be denied nothin
Maybe I need my head inside straightened
Brain contemplatin', clean out the register
Dip before somebody catches ya
Or gets ya description an' sketches ya
The connection was the prime suspect
But I ain't set to flee the scene of the crime just
yet
Cuz I got a daughter to feed
And $200 ain't enough to water the seed
The best thing would be for me to leave Taco Bell an'
hit up Chess King
And have the lady at the desk bring
Money from the safe in the back, stepped in wavin' the
Mac
Cooperate and we can operate and save an attack
This b**** tried escapin' the jack
Grabbed her by the throat, it's murder she wrote
You barely heard a word as she choked
It wasn't nuttin' for her to be smoked
But I slammed her on her back 'til her vertebrae broke
Just then the pigs bust in yellin' "Freeze!"
But I'm already wanted for sellin' keys
And bunch of other felonies from A to Z like spellin'
bees
So before I dropped to the ground and fell on knees
I bust shots, they bust back
Hit the square in the chest, he wasn't wearin' a vest

CHORUS 2x

Left the house, pullin' out the drive backin' out
Need a backin' out this lady's Jag started blackin'
out
Pulled the Mac-10 out, stuck it in her face
Shut ya yackin' mouth before I blow the brain from out
the back ya scalp
Drug her by her hair, smacked her up
Thinkin' f*** it, mug her while you're there, jacked
her up
Stole her car, made a profit
Grabbed the tape from out the deck and offed it out
the window
Like the girl on Set It Off did
Jetted off kid, stole the whip, now I'm a criminal
Drove in thru somebody's yard, dove into they swimmin'
pool
Climbed out and collapsed on the patio
I made it out alive but I'm injured badly though
Parents screamin': "Son, go in and call the police
Tell 'em there's a crazy man disturbing all of the
peace!"
Tried to stall him at least long enough to let me leap
up
Run in they crib and at least leave with some little
cheap stuff
Actin' like they never seen nobody hit a nick before
Smashed the window, grabbed the Nintendo 64
When they sell out in stores the price triples
I ran up the block jumpin' kids on tricycles
And colliding with an 80-year old lady with groceries
There goes the cheese, eggs, milk and Post Toasties
Stood up and started to see stars
Too many siren sounds, it seemed like a thousand
police cars
Barely escaped, must-a been some dumb luck
Jumped up and climbed the back of a movin' dump truck
But I think somebody seen me maybe
Plus I lost the d*** Nintendo and I must-a dropped the
Beanie Baby
F*** it I give up, I'm surrounded in blue suits
Came out with a white flag hollerin' "TRUCE TRUCE!"
Surrendered my weapon to cops
Wasn't me! It was the gangsta rap and the peppermint
Schnopps

CHORUS 2x

CHORUS

If I Had (Radio Edit)

Life.. by Marshall Mathers
What is life? Life is like a big obstacle
put in front of your optical to slow you down
And everytime you think you gotten past it
it's gonna come back around and tackle you to the damn
ground
What are friends?
Friends are people that you think are your friends
But they really your enemies, with secret indentities
and disguises, to hide they true colors
So just when you think you close enough to be brothers
they wanna come back and cut your throat when you
ain't lookin
What is money?
Money is what makes a man act funny
Money is the root of all evil
Money'll make them same friends come back around
swearing that they was always down
What is life? I'm tired of life
I'm tired of backstabbing a** snakes with friendly
grins
I'm tired of committing so many sins
Tired of always giving in when this bottle of Henny
wins
Tired of never having any ends
Tired of having skinny friends hooked on crack and
mini-thins
I'm tired of this DJ playing YOUR s*** when he spins
Tired of not having a deal
Tired of having to deal with the bulls*** without
grabbing the steel
Tired of drowning in my sorrow
Tired of having to borrow a dollar for gas to start my
Monte Carlo
I'm tired of motherf***ers spraying s*** and dartin
off
I'm tired of jobs startin off at five fifty an hour
then this boss wanders why I'm smartin off
I'm tired of being fired everytime I fart and cough
Tired of having to work as a gas station clerk
for this jerk breathing down my neck driving me bezerk
I'm tired of using plastic silverware
Tired of working in Building Square
Tired of not being a millionaire
But if I had a million dollars
I'd buy a d*** brewery, and turn the planet into
alcoholics
If I had a magic wand, I'd make the world suck my d*ck
without a condom on, while I'm on the john
If I had a million bucks
it wouldn't be enough, because I'd still be out
robbing armored trucks
If I had one wish
I would ask for a big enough a** for the whole world
to kiss
I'm tired of being white trash, broke and always poor
Tired of taking pop bottles back to the party store
I'm tired of not having a phone
Tired of not having a home to have one in if I did
have it on
Tired of not driving a BM
Tired of not working at GM, tired of wanting to be him
Tired of not sleeping without a Tylenol PM
Tired of not performing in a packed coliseum
Tired of not being on tour
Tired of f***ing the same blonde wh*re after work
in the back of a Contour
I'm tired of faking knots with a stack of ones
Having a lack of funds and resorting back to guns
Tired of being stared at
I'm tired of wearing the same damn Nike Air hat
Tired of stepping in clubs wearing the same pair of
Lugz
Tired of people saying they're tired of hearing me rap
about drugs
Tired of other rappers who ain't bringin half the
skill as me
saying they wasn't feeling me on "Nobody's As Ill As
Me"
I'm tired of radio stations telling fibs
Tired of J-L-B saying "Where Hip-Hop Lives"
But if I had a million dollars
I'd buy a d*** brewery, and turn the planet into
alcoholics
If I had a magic wand, I'd make the world suck my d*ck
without a condom on, while I'm on the john
If I had a million bucks
it wouldn't be enough, because I'd still be out
robbing armored trucks
If I had one wish
I would ask for a big enough a** for the whole world
to kiss
You know what I'm saying?
I'm tired of all of this bulls***
Telling me to be positive
How'm I 'sposed to be positive when I don't see s***
positive?
Know what I'm sayin?
I rap about s*** around me, s*** I see
Know what I'm sayin? Right now I'm tired of everything
Tired of all this player hating that's going on in my
own city
Can't get no airplay, you know what I'm sayin?
But ey, it's cool though, you know what I'm sayin?
Just fed up
That's my word

Just The Two Of Us (Radio Edit)

Just the two of us.. (8X)
Baby your da-da loves you (hey)
And I'ma always be here for you (hey) no matter what
happens
You're all I got in this world
I would never give you up for nothin
Nobody in this world is ever gonna keep you from me
I love you
C'mon Hai-Hai, we goin to the beach
Grab a couple of toys and let da-da strap you in the
car seat
Oh where's mama? She's takin a little nap in the trunk
Oh that smell (whew!) da-da musta runned over a skunk
Now I know what you're thinkin - it's kind of late to
go swimmin
But you know your mama, she's one of those type of
women
that do crazy things, and if she don't get her way,
she'll throw a fit
Don't play with da-da's toy knife, honey, let go of it
(no!)
And don't look so upset, why you actin bashful?
Don't you wanna help da-da build a sand castle?
(yeah!)
And mama said she wants to show how far she can float
And don't worry about that little boo-boo on her
throat
It's just a little scratch - it don't hurt, her was
eatin
dinner while you were sweepin and spilled ketchup on
her shirt
Mama's messy isn't she? We'll let her wash off in the
water
and me and you can pway by ourselves, can't we?
Just the two of us.. (2X)
And when we ride!
Just the two of us.. (2X)
Just you and I!
Just the two of us.. (2X)
And when we ride!
Just the two of us.. (2X)
Just you and I!
See honey.. there's a place called heaven and a place
called h***
A place called prison and a place called jail
And da-da's probably on his way to all of em except
one
Cause mama's got a new husband and a stepson
And you don't want a brother do ya? (Nah)
Maybe when you're old enough to understand a little
better
I'll explain it to ya
But for now we'll just say mama was real real bad
She was bein mean to dad and made him real real mad
But I still feel sad that I put her on time-out
Sit back in your chair honey, quit tryin to climb out
(WAHH!)
I told you it's okay HaiHai, wanna ba-ba?
Take a night-night? Nan-a-boo, goo-goo ga-ga?
Her make goo-goo ca-ca? Da-da change your dia-dee
Clean the baby up so her can take a nighty-nighty
Your dad'll wake her up as soon as we get to the water
Ninety-seven Bonnie and Clyde, me and my daughter
Just the two of us.. (2X)
And when we ride!
Just the two of us.. (2X)
Just you and I!
Just the two of us.. (2X)
And when we ride!
Just the two of us.. (2X)
Just you and I!
Wake up sweepy head we're here, before we pway
we're gonna take mama for a wittle walk along the pier
Baby, don't cry honey, don't get the wrong idea
Mama's too sweepy to hear you screamin in her ear
(ma-maa!)
That's why you can't get her to wake, but don't worry
Da-da made a nice bed for mommy at the bottom of the
lake
Here, you wanna help da-da tie a rope around this
rock? (yeah!)
We'll tie it to her footsie then we'll roll her off
the dock
Ready now, here we go, on the count of free..
One.. two.. free.. WHEEEEEE! (whoooooshhhhh)
There goes mama, spwashin in the wa-ta
No more fightin wit dad, no more restraining order
No more step-da-da, no more new brother
Blow her kisses bye-bye, tell mama you love her
(mommy!)
Now we'll go play in the sand, build a castle and junk
But first, just help dad with two more things out the
trunk
Just the two of us.. (2X)
And when we ride!
Just the two of us.. (2X)
Just you and I!
Just the two of us.. (2X)
And when we ride!
Just the two of us.. (2X)
Just you and I!
Just the two of us.. (4X)
Just me and you baby
is all we need in this world
Just me and you
Your da-da will always be there for you
Your da-da's always gonna love you
Remember that
If you ever need me I will always be here for you
If you ever need anything, just ASK
Da-da will be right there
Your da-da loves you
I love you baby